It all happened on a lazy Sunday afternoon. My father who was a chain smoker had run out of cigarettes and he would have to put on a t-shirt if he wanted to buy some more. My mom who was making our lunch suddenly decided she didn’t want to do that anymore and said that… Continue reading Cigarettes and Stayfree
I saw the phone ringing and the name was one that would get my heart jumping at first, but now it was more like having a friendly chat. "I'm sorry. I'll have to cancel our plan today," she said. "Remi has planned to take me for play. It was a surprise I didn't know I'm… Continue reading Deep and Interesting Personal Questions
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer was tired of being exploited for his red nose. It had gotten so bad that the Arctic Nose Centre had sent him a notice asking him to surrender his red nose as he was robbing jobs of hard working reindeers. Rudolph was aware of this criticism he faced from his… Continue reading Rudolph Gets a Reality Check
It was just one of those mornings when you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror and life hits you smack in the thought, “What purpose does your life hold anyway? Why don’t you just roll over and die?” The casual passing thought of death fails to unnerve me anymore.… Continue reading Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are you doing to me?
Ever since Donald trump won the elections there has been a lot of talk about how unprecedented this is. Some even call it the beginning of the end of the world. And it very well might be. Being a catholic (not a devout one anymore) I found a great joy in this news because if… Continue reading Djesus Trump
“I am Jack’s stomach. I get grumpy, I ruin his day. He calls me Tummy. Watch this.” Jack has stepped out of his house and has had a perfectly normal day at work. He even has plans to go out for drinks after work. But that is all about to change in 3, 2, 1… Continue reading Jack and Tummy
Crazy Joe, a dreaded mobster in the whole town, was dressing up to pick up a consignment of drugs and a load of cash. He told his wife to find his socks and add bullets in his gun. His wife was fixing her child's breakfast, 'Kellogg's Bombs and Bullets' with milk. She took out the… Continue reading Bullets for Breakfast